The Weekend Is Nigh

Billy: Peeing your pants is the coolest!
Old Lady: If peeing your pants is cool, consider me Miles Davis.
Billy: That's the grossest thing I've ever heard.

I'm going to be out of the office this afternoon, but that's no reason for me not to give you some of the Friday fun that you'll, hopefully, come to expect. Last Friday, it was THE ULTIMATE SHOWDOWN. This week, it's a live-action re-creation of Mike Tyson's PunchOut. Seriously. I'm not kidding.