Alito Poetry

Day 1 of the Alito Hearings in ... Haiku, from Hotline, via Kos.

My favorites, one R and one D:

Sen. John Cornyn (R-TX)
Religious freedom
Rather than pornography
Cherish the former.

Sen. Joe Biden (D-DE)
You're Conservative
"We Can Pretend That's Not True"
But, Judge, Bro, it is.